12-18

KENDALL JENNER and JADEN SMITH at the MOVIES to watch PITCH PERFECT

KENDALL JENNER: female, 16, daughter of KRIS KARDASHIAN and CAITLYN JENNER
JADEN SMITH: male, 16, son of WILL SMITH and JADA-PINKETT SMITH
TICKET BOY: male, 18
CASHIER: female, 18

KENDALL: I’ve never been here before. How about you? You probably bring all your dates to this place, don’t you Jaden?
JADEN: Nuh-uh, you’re the first girl I’ve brought here. I never go here.
KENDALL: Never say never.
KENDALL: I can’t wait to see Anna Kendrick outside of Broadway.
JADEN: Is that a restaurant? We could have went there instead if you wanted-
KENDALL: No, Broadway is a theater in New York. You’ve gotta keep up!

TICKET BOY: Hey Jaden.
KENDALL: First name basis, Mr. “I never go here”?
JADEN: They showed The Karate Kid here just last week.
TICKET BOY: Yeah, that movie was sick, J. Can I see your punch card?
KENDALL: Punch card??
JADEN: Fine, I’ll admit that Willow loves it here. She made me watch Trolls like three times.
TICKET BOY: Willow? Your sister?
KENDALL: Tell me, was there another Willow that came to mind?
TICKET BOY: No, I mean, I’m just the ticket guy. I don’t usually know the others’ names.
KENDALL: Oh my-
TICKET BOY: Except yours! You’re KENDALL JENNER! Say… could you put a good word in for me with your sister?
JADEN: Alright, bye Jeremy. Don’t wanna be late..

KENDALL: I’ve gotta go to the bathroom.
JADEN: Wait! Here’s my sweatshirt!
KENDALL: What, no? I don’t want to hold something while I’m using the bathroom.
JADEN: Baby, I know you’re mad..
KENDALL: I’m not mad.. just get us some popcorn at the cash register.
JADEN: I watched that one episode of that show you like.. The Simple Life..
KENDALL: You did?
JADEN: And Paris talked about her worst date story where she jumped out the bathroom window to ditch her date at the movies…
KENDALL: But Jaden…
JADEN: I want you to be comfortable under my sweatshirt for when we watch the movie sipping on your favourite ICEE flavor cherry coke, so please..
JADEN: Just take my sweatshirt Ken, please…
KENDALL: Jaden… I NEVER WATCHED THE SIMPLE LIFE
JADEN: Oh.
KENDALL: WHY DON’T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR TICKETS AND GO WITH WILLOW OR THE SIMPLE LIFE GIRL OR EVEN THE CASHIER TO SEE PITCH PERFECT!!!! JUST GO!!!!!
JADEN: KENDALL, let’s talk about this. I don’t think either of us want our parents to hear about this when we go back home.
KENDALL: If I’m lucky enough, they already have.
JADEN: Cause I feel my heart’s under attack.
KENDALL: Are you… quoting…
JADEN: Yet I’m giving this date everything I have, it’s my destiny.
KENDALL: At least rap your parts of the song, jesus, I should have went with Bieber instead..
JADEN: We’re the flyest. Like David and Goliath.
KENDALL (talking on the phone): Hey Khy, do you wanna come down here? Yeah, no sweat, you can have my ticket.